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хроник Лаан Гэлломэ
by
Maboroshi no Yume
- What are you thinking about, Tano?
- Eh, tairni, I just got a weird thought.
- What kind of?
- I was just thinking about how a dress would suit you.
- Dress?
- Uh, yes. A dress. A red dress with lots of frills and bows.
- You're playing smart, don't you, Tano?
- Try it on, tairni.
- No way! I'm not Sakura-chan and you're not Tomoyo!
- Huh?
- Eh, let's just forget it, okay?
- What?
- Gorthauer is watching shoujo anime late at night, Tano!
- Elhe! I've asked you! [To knock before you come in!]
- [Are you afraid of what I might see, huh?] I've done watching
those Ai no Kusabi and Zetsuai tapes you gave me!
- There's no reason you should tell Tano what we watch! He's not
watched full Akizukin Chacha yet!
- Oh, the pity...
- Morhellen! Have you finished drawing a 1x4 doujinshi I
requested?
- Not yet, little girl. I'm drawing an Anthy x Utena doujinshi
my brother asked for. You know, his
taste is killing me. He needs it exactly like in
original!
- Movie original or TV series original?
- Movie, of course. With all those details...
- Eh? What is this all about?
- Tano...
- I want Morhellen to draw a doujinshi for me, too! Why do you
get what you want and I don't?! I want Saitou x Sano!
- Don't tell me you actually watched Rurouni Kenshin, Tano...
- Uh...I accidentally saw it under your bed...
- And what were YOU doing under MY bed?!
- Hiding from Elhe and Allua, so they won't catch me reading
your yuri manga!
- You saw us?!!!
- Actually, heard. To think that you, Elhe, and Allua...together...
- Oh, it's not exactly what you think...It was just once that we
did it in Gorthauer's room.
- Did WHAT in my room?!!
- Sang Karaoke songs from MKR...
- But why my room? You've got rooms, each!
- Your's acoustics is the best, you know. What you whisper in
your chamber may be heard in the Throne Room!
- I NEED TO GET ANOTHER ROOM!!! Oro? Why did you two blush like
this?
- Tano...then they also heard us. You know, when...
- Uh-oh. We're in trouble, aren't we?
- The Hell you are! What you, Morhellen, did with Tano?!!
- You don't want to know, brother. You don't want to, believe me.
- Aargh! AKU SOKU ZAN!!!
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Owari..?
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